Jokes!

Spiders:

• What type of Arachnid can stay under water for hours at a time?
  A spider in a submarine!
  
• Waiter, waiter, what is this spider doing in my salad?
  Looking for the flies we usually have in there!
  
• Why did the fly fly?
  Because the spider spied her!
  
• Where do most spiders live?
  Crawley!
  
• What do you get if you cross a spider with a computer?
  A web page!

Snakes:

• What do you get when you cross a snake with a magician?
  Abra-da-Cobra!
  
• Why can you never swindle a snake?
  Because you can't pull its leg!
  
• What sort of snake will tell on you?
  A grass snake!
  
• What does Tarzan have for tea?
  Snake and Pygmy pie and chips!
  
• What is a snake's favourite subject?
  Hissss-tory!
  
• What do you get if you cross a snake with a building site?
  A boa-constructor!
  
• What do you call a snake that is good at maths?
  An Adder of course!

Snails:

• How do snails get ready for a special night out?
  They put on some snail-varnish of course!
  
• What do you call a snail's favourite clothes?
  A shell-suit!

Stick Insects:

• There's a stick insect in my salad --- fetch me the branch manager immediately!

Other insects:

• What do you call a bee that is always complaining?
  A grumble bee!