- What type of Arachnid can stay under water for hours at
A spider in a submarine!
- Waiter, waiter, what is this spider doing in my salad?
Looking for the flies we usually have in there!
- Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her!
- Where do most spiders live?
- What do you get if you cross a spider with a computer?
A web page!
- What do you get when you cross a snake with a magician?
- Why can you never swindle a snake?
Because you can't pull its leg!
- What sort of snake will tell on you?
A grass snake!
- What does Tarzan have for tea?
Snake and Pygmy pie and chips!
- What is a snake's favourite subject?
- What do you get if you cross a snake with a building
- What do you call a snake that is good at maths?
An Adder of course!
- How do snails get ready for a special night out?
They put on some snail-varnish of course!
- What do you call a snail's favourite clothes?
- There's a stick insect in my salad --- fetch me the
branch manager immediately!
- What do you call a bee that is always complaining?
A grumble bee!